Flys. Flys make me angry. And little kids (i.e. 6-10-12 yrs.) with cell phones. <That just bugs the hell out of me, I'm wondering "What kind of idiot gives their 8 year old a friggen cell phone?? Who in the hell they gonna call Spongebob??"
I didnt get my cell phone till just this summer, and even then it was only so my mom could know where me and my bro were.
I respect the parents' will to do whatever to their kid, but why not build up the kids responsiblility with a dog/cat, then a cell phone when theyre a teen??
Its just a nitpick, really.

"Give me.... the serum!!!! Owwww...."

My mom foolishly bought my 10 year old sister a cell phone; my sister lost the charger and never even uses it.

waste of money.

Point: proven

I don't think buying a young girl a cell phone is ever a good idea, especially if they have texting. I needn't explain myself because the reason why is too obvious.

Geebaby, I have to say that you can't play Beiber/Bieber/Barber around me either. Your uncle is a brilliant man.

Being small pisses me off. I am 5 feet tall and 93 lbs and NO ONE takes me seriously. When I go to work I get LITERALLY more than 5 times a day how I look 12 years old.

On the bright side, at least nobody is saying that you look old

Wanna switch?
I'm 7 sum ft , only 15 years old, already taller than my bro, who is 17 yrs.
I'm amazed I dont get a neckache from looking down on everyone.

DUDE. TRADE YA.

(Trades)
Aw yeah!! Now I'm not so tall anymore!
(sees free REBIRTH copy on top shelf)
"Score!!"
(trys reaching for it, fails)
"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Today is one of the saddest days of my life thus far. Since having surgery and fighting multiple trips to the animal hospital my pup finally had to be laid to rest today. He had an inoperable gall bladder infection. The only thing that makes this even more sad is that I have to tell my 8 year old son about it.

Rest in Peace Ivan (11/09 - 9/04/10), I love you and miss you terribly.