LMFAO

I used to have Dogs for years and years. But once I got a Cat, I never went back. I think Cats do some of the most mind bogglingly stupid and funny things you can imagine, they are great to watch. I really love them.

I used to have a little kitten, who would dig his claws into my curtains then run up them sideways, it was so hilarious, so I used to put him on them and watch him hang there. Then when he grew up he still did it when he was a big cat, it was so funny and cute.

When cats look at me, its like they are looking into my soul.
Thats private information and I find that offensive.

Man, fuck 2010 already.

For one, fuck the completely impersonal cunt who decided to wrote some "Texting Hell" poem for similarly impersonal cunts to spam around throughout NYE. Will photocopied Christmas cards do you mindless fucking cretins next year?

And secondly, who the fuck hid my iPod cable? I can't sleep, i want my tunes, but the motherfucking battery is dead! So fuck you Hook Man for draining the fucker, fuck Apple for making such an ineffective battery for such a power intensive product, and fuck the fucking fuck who has hidden the cable.

This message may have contained pretty strong fucking language.

Now... don't you wish it was a zombie apocalypse already..

Happy New Year everyone!

No no no, it's okay. We know who you really sound like you rant. Unmanly of you Stu.

This was by far the most uneventful New Years Eve I've ever had in my entire life.

Oh well. Happy New Year everyone.

I just got my wisdom teeth taken out today.
It sucks. But at least it was only one side of my mouth so I can chew!
OMG..I love biohaze...love..love..love biohaze...<3

Hey, I didn't have to pay out $200 to get my mom's car out of the impound (on some stupid BS that wasn't our fault), so 2010 started off better than 2009 did for me.