Got this idea from a topic they had of the same name at Capcom BBS (now Capcomunity) a while back, and was very popular. The official "off topic" thread, where it has no topic and you can post anything!

I'll start with something random. So, they have this new energy drink in the UK called "Pussy". I'm in a dilemma, because I want to buy some, but when I go to the supermarket I daren't ask for it for the sake of sounding like a prat. However you word it, you'll sound silly. "Excuse me, do you know where I can find pussy?" "Excuse me, do they sell pussy in here?"... See?

Well, you could always say, 'Can I have a can of Pussy?' or send Gareth, but that's far too easy. Instead, you should go for broke. 'I desire to slowy lick up pussy juice. Do you sell it here?'

If I can order (and give) multiple orgasms then the sky is the limit!

Wasn't there a Resident Evil energy drink produced a while back? I think I can remember it being mentioned on EU or reHorror.

Edit: I was right! There was one made!

Off topic of the day, why the hell do I wake up to two tires baring 0psi. I knew they were on the brink, but I'd really spend my money on something other than rubber at the moment.

Yeah and it was disgusting. I still have an unopened can, I wonder if it'd be better with age. Saving it for a potential zombie outbreak though.

I didn't think it was possible but someone actually made a "off-topic thread" this is awesome.

Your serious? Simply walk up to the counter and say "I demand pussy, damnit!" :P

Isn't this pretty similar to the 'random thoughts' thread?

Anywho, I think Oranges are the fruit of the gods, so tasty.

I was on the computer right now. I heard a thud outside my window. I look out to see a Dead bird. I guess it just fell from the sky right now. Sooo random.

Not really, because it's not about random thoughts. It's just an off topic thread where you can post whatever or discuss whatever.

I've seen them RE drinks on eBay but didn't buy any because they look disgusting, like cheap Cherry Ade.

Any Brits here watch Harry Hill's TV Burp? I was talking to a British Gas engineer on the phone about it on Friday at work, about the knitted character, and all of a sudden people started singing "WheeeeEeeEeeEEeeeeEerrrrreee was the knitted character on TV this week?". Call me sad, but I love weekend television. I'm watching "I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of Here" at the moment. Something good about watching Z-Listers eat spiders, then suprised to find Jordan in their camp.

What the FUCK are you talking about