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Agent Wong
Posted: Jul 02, 2012 21:45 

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m67sam5H6x1qgjgv1o1_500.jpg

Mountain Dew Dark Berry...I can't stop drinking.
Agent_Wong was the unlucky bastard who got to hear me talk about it for like an hour straight.
Oh and that's me on the left.

I see your giddy smile and 12 ounce can, and raise you a creepy sneer and 20 ounce bottle!!!!


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dvader
Posted: Jul 04, 2012 19:18 

Agent Wong wrote:
It's has almost everything you could want in a Biohazard game, plus it appeals to the everyday gamer as well.


Then why does everyone hate it. :sad:

I don't get people.
V_rated
 Post subject: Re: Lollipop Chainsaw
Posted: Jul 16, 2012 2:58 

Okay, so I've finally had time to play through the game and beat it and post my impressions.

To some everything up I was dissapointed.

Sure the game is funny and has some great laughable moments but the gameplay is SOOO dull. I feel like if this game had been given to a different developer but kept the same story script staff (possible James Gunn but who knows how much influence he did or didn't have) it would have been better.

Which is wierd for me to say becuase all of Suda's and Grasshopper's previous work I loved .

The gameplay is just lacking too much. You don't need ANY of the combos to beat the game and they are all finicky. Sometimes they work and others they don't. Wheather you press the button's slow, fast, or at a medium pace it doesn't make a difference.

The camera and lock on system are total garbage in boss fights.

I don't know, but I wasn't having fun when I played the game. I think this would have made a better movie than an actually game.


Ok I'm going to expose why the bolded statements are contradictory.

First, you say you loved all of Suda51's previous works. Did you play No More Heroes?

Because in the second bolded part, your criticism of Lolisaw can also be leveraged against NMH, which you claim to love. When it comes to how the gameplay is presented, LoliSaw is pretty much No More Heroes 3. And in that respect I think the developer did a good job on expanding the core gameplay. The challenge comes from learning the enemy attack patterns and not so much learning combos.

I don't think the game was promised as a Devil May Cry style of game, just a hack and slasher with unique gameplay gimmicks (Nick Toss? Chainsaw Dash? Zombie Baseball?) and concept/presentation.
I think the game delivers on that promise.

So please reconsider your stance or make your intentions more clear.
News Bot
Posted: Jul 16, 2012 20:08 

Cyberote wrote:
And what's up with Ada working for the BSAA now? That's a bit strange in my opinion. I'm sure there's an explanation for it, but it lies in wait in September.


I thought it was pretty obvious that she is lying.
Mr. Rod
Posted: Jul 19, 2012 16:38 

empoleon3412 wrote:
I looked around and found that no one had ever tried to find out what was peoples favorite moment in resident evil/bio-hazard history was!

Pretty sure it‘s been done a dozen times already. :razz: But since this one actually shows effort and interest, we‘ll keep it open.
Yama
Posted: Jul 27, 2012 16:03 

I would hardly call a cheap and generic $90 sweater a steal, LoL.


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Drunken_Irishman
 Post subject: Re: Hows it goin Biohaze?
Posted: Aug 15, 2012 19:34 

Irish people are weird.

Hi, I'm from Louth! Welcome to Biohaze, where all our meat is freshly slaughtered!


Really? Ah no way man. Always love to meet our fellow breathern. I guess i should confess to yourself that i was once a redcoat in Mosney. No one else here will understand that :lol:

Oh and guys, i am sure my sisters will share the love between you all. My family is your family. Incest is best, and fun for all the family. Just make sure and wash your shillelagh in the sink inbetween knocking sessions :wink:
Mr. Rod
Posted: Aug 21, 2012 20:48 

You just don't get it.
Yama
Posted: Aug 29, 2012 14:57 

We REALLY should have a "Classic Threads" subforum as Stu suggested some time ago. How about that Yama? Locked, hilarious (or sad) topics that people can look and laugh at. :lol:
Yes, but due to most of them violating the TOS, perhaps you should have to join a group to be able and see them. I'm down.
Yama
Posted: Aug 29, 2012 14:58 

It's a little early to not care about something you don't know what it is acting as an expansion to a game you never played, no?
FadedBlackangel
Posted: Sep 01, 2012 19:11 

Feel like spoilers are going to be everywhere...shame to feel like you have to avoid the whole damn internet just to get a nice surprise to the story. This

I'm annoyed, a little upset but just mostly annoyed lol. It was hard enough to avoid any demo hack spoilers, but now the whole freakin game out a month before release.
Mr. Rod
Posted: Sep 01, 2012 22:27 

Fear not guys, spoilers of any kind won't be tolerated. I think I'll post a sticky regarding this leak situation...
Mr. Rod
 Post subject: Re: I need some advice...
Posted: Sep 06, 2012 0:13 

Oh hai Peter.

So, my advice: just eff her and be a man for once dude. You are doing it ALL wrong, I mean, you're spending way too much time on the internet. You're what... 40 by now? Get some fresh air and get laid for fuck's sake!

I truly mean that with all my :heart:
Mr. Rod
 Post subject: Re: Username change.
Posted: Sep 11, 2012 11:01 

Those are ranks that change depending on your post count and time spent in the forums. Agent Gundlach's "The Lesbian" is a custom rank. Users who have donated to Biohaze are able to change it to their liking.
EvilRessurected
Posted: Sep 11, 2012 14:18 

Was hoping for a Horde mode. :(

Well you can count Mercs as a horde mode. But i dont know about this DLC. Well Playing the Ustanak might be fun.

Well I'm not the biggest fan of Mercs mainly because of the time limit. I'd rather have a four player co-op mode where you just see how long you can last with endless waves of enemies. With a few bosses mixed in.
IkariWarriorKH
Posted: Sep 15, 2012 10:37 

Dark_Chris wrote:
So anyone care to upload it?


I don't think biohaze is the place to be asking for piracy, especially of a legit title worth supporting so we can get more like this in the future :P

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Mr. Rod
Posted: Sep 18, 2012 13:34 

Dead-Emmett wrote:
I think this whole biohaze is one big piracy if we look it that way... but I see your point.

Piracy? Do you even know what are you talking about?

Bitch please.
dvader
 Post subject: Re: Biohazard 6 Impressions
Posted: Sep 20, 2012 21:16 

Please note that spoilers do not mean just story moments, it also includes gameplay moments. None of us want a boss battle or new location spoiled.

The proper way to post a spoiler is to describe where you are in the game, say "I am at Leon chapter 2" then spoiler tag your spoilers. That way we all know if it is a spoiler we want to look at.
FadedBlackangel
Posted: Sep 23, 2012 19:02 

I was just thinking, the plagas from re4 and 5 are gone right. I don't know about some of you but I'm glad there gone!, and finally it's back to a virus that can mutate people into a number of different things. The plagus were boring as hell, I mean I can only think of 3 mutations they can be in re5. So freakin glad there gone!

BTW if there not gone then no spoilers please ;) just let me be oblivious a little while longer lol
Mareike
Posted: Sep 25, 2012 2:45 

Oh, my! Omnomnom!
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